MUSHARAF THE NICEST DICTATOR WE KNOW
Musharaf declares State of emergency In pakistan ,
To prevent the disater of Democracy taking hold
Sarkozy and Bush kiss cuddle and get cosy
partners in taking the piss, I mean talking peace
In the UK women poet convicted of terribilissm
extremely bad spelling and poor grammar
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In pakistan, Un elected military dictator General pervert musharaf , Americas most important ally in the war against error, has proclaimed a state of emergency and given himself sweeping new powers. Whereas before president musharaf ruled his nuclear armed country, unopposed with an iron fist , quashing dissent , and killing any who protested at will..under his new powers in the state of emergency he will become master of the universe , divine god of all creation and the supreme being above all others . Pakistanis constitution will be suspended and general musharaf , Im sorry president general , divine supreme ruler , god of all,peace be upon him will be using his powers to hold back the tide , stop time and transmute base metals into gold..These powers it is claimed are necessary to fight the growing menace of newspapers and judges , those well known terror organisations , who have conducted a war against the presidents rule for many years now , their tactics have included , improvised legal devices , suicide headlines attacks on the infrastructure of tyranny and support for democracy ..
As a key ally in the war against freedom , er i mean error , Musharafs actions are viewed with consternation in the west , President Bush did not say this to him in a frank telephone conversation..you know People are gonna get the wrong idea If you claim to be a god perverse, why don't you go back to being a dictator , then we can sell the wholesale bullshit and lies about freedom and democracy to our poorly educated land less peasant fuks.Your making it hard on us all..Yes but you and i both know,, if there was real freedom in Pakistan the people would elect mad mullahs in a shot, and our arsenal of nuclear weapons would be in the hands of crazy religious psychopaths intent on armageddon and holy war ...no offence george...none taken friend..well of course we don't want that to happen that's why we paid that corrupt,, lying,, pro western gal benazir to come back to pakistan and make it look like people had a real choice , you know one thieving corrupt party or another just like America..Gordon Brown in the UK said of the events ..this is nothing like the appeasment of hitler , we are not just ignoring the fascist military rule of a vast country because it suits us to do so ....In a totally related story
US President George W Bush and French President Nicholas Sarkozy have said they will work jointly to bomb Iran , er I mean convince Iran to give up its nuclear programme.Mr sarkozy has been warmly received by the American political community during his first state visit since his election in May. mr sarkozy did not say this At a speech to congress this week...Hello sleazy money obsessed corporate lackeys, I hope we can all be friends now that the war in Iraq turned out so badly for you , the French were proven right not to join you in the see big Fkn mess you are in. perhaps now you will consider changing the name of see fries in your canteen from freedom fries to fukked up fries haw eh hawhee haw..seriosly tho we have got to work together to defeat the menace of brown people er I mean muslim existence er extremism ,,We will help you with the war on error around see world in return you will come to our country on oliday and buy our champagne oui? We must be firm with Iran and her nuclear ambitions ."It is unacceptable for Iran at any point to have a nuclear weapon." this might stop America and Israel having total control over the entire middle east and we don't want that to happen just as oil prices are goi
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