Turkey to Invade America, through the offshore state of Iraq
Dalai Lama award undermines China�??s tyrrany says tyrranical regime
In the UK Superbug infections not killing enough people say health insurers

Turkey's parliament has given permission for the government to launch military operations into Amer iraqca in pursuit of Kurdish rebels.
Turkish Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Erdogan has not said - The 20 million Kurdish people , who represent the largest ethnic community on earth without a state of its own , should all be killed to relieve us of the need to be nice to them , how dare they want their country back when the allies went to so much trouble to get rid of it, after the 2nd world �??get your people into debt with our banking family�?� war. Rebels from the PKK an evil kurdish terror organisation intent on the destruction of fascist rule , have been using the American state of iraq to launch attacks on our internationally agreed tax franchise, this must stop. In response to this unhelpfull move a pentagon spokesperson did not say, �??The glorious homeland of umer - iraq will be protected with the lives of our glorious debt peasant fucks, This is a fukin joke right, who the fuck do these asshole sthink they are , when we want turkey to invade somewhere well tell them
Dont get me wrong we couldnt care less about the turds either , but they are helping us occupy this patch of the planet and subjugate its landless peasant fuks to our rule and explotation of its resources,hooraa, so as long as we have a use for the turds in amer- iraq We will protect them and the land we let them live on. long live the 4th riech er i mean new world orrder er Amer iraqa , and our glorious father land er I mean homeland. In a related story Condoleesa rice made her 7th visit to the M east recently to anounce a greater effort by america for M east peace, accused of simple photo opportunism , condaleesa didnt say ...We have better things to do than fly around the world mouthing vaugely constructive things about peace ..weve got countries to bomb, people to kill and torture, regimes to change, economic blackmail and extortion to manage...russians to threaten and more debt to get into with saudi arabia...more on that etc
China has stepped up a row with the US over its decision to award the Dalai Lama one of its highest honours.The US has "gravely undermined" ties with Beijing by giving him the Congressional Gold Medal said an evil chinese party official , going on not to say - How dare our tyrrany be questioned by anybody , the dalia lama is luck y we let him liveat all never mind in exile , If he was an enemy of America he would be shipped of to a secret n easter n eurpean prison , tortured by the CIA till he confessed to membership of al caiada, plotting 9/11 and mailing anthrax to the president . So what we invaded his country, killed millions of people , destroyed thousands of years of culture, raped or artificialy inseminated the women of tibet and murdered any one who dissented. What do you care as long as your ipods and laptops are innexpensive. You cant have it all you know how do you think we can make all your plastic shit so cheap? hahahah you dumb fucks make us laff long time , oh please china treat your economic slaves slightly betta so we can feel ok about buying lotso shit we dont need from you,, oo please china allow a little freedom of something or other in the biggest unelected dictatorship on the planet , some of us in hollywood have trouble reconsiling our decadent lifestyles made possible by the slavery and opprression of a billion people, especially when our country owes you so much money and our government are complicit in the whole fucking deal. In a related story Congress in america is investigating whether YAHOO did anything wrong by handing over emails, and computer logs of a chinese dissedents to the unnelected tyrrants of China, leading to the arrest and imprisoment of democracy protestors. A spokesperson for Y

OK so he may or may not have been murdered by the CIA but lots of other peole were, people you didnt know thousands of them , Asians ,latin americans,Muslims even presidents and civil rights campaighners

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World war 3 happening soon says president bush
God cant wait to get on with world war 4,5 and 6

Humanity to split into two sub-species
stupid fukkers and really stupid fukkers

In the UK more people must die in afghanistan
says Gordon Brown prime minister of the landless peasants of britain under the rule of nazi aristocracy and ready to die in large numbers whenever her majesty says so ..

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President Bush raised the spectre of ww 3 recently when he said Iran attaining nuclear weapons raises the risk of "World War III."
"If Iran had a nuclear weapon, it'd be a dangerous threat to world peace," Bush said. As you can see the world is a very peacfull place at the moment,, especially here in the Middle east huhuh "So I told people that if you're interested in avoiding World War III, it seems like you ought to be interested in preventing a nuclear Iran.�?�- does that sound like a threat to anyone else , i mean it takes to nuclear armed nutters to start a nuclear war doent it , mmm wonder who the other warmongering psycotic meglomaniacil idiot fuk would be in that scenarios...Mr president Iran has now built an atom bomb ..ooohh ya see i knew this would happen , I warned the people of earth that they should be interested in preventing this, but nodody listened , now I have no choice but to launch an overwhelming preemtive nuclear strike on that tiny little nation of brown people, hastening the end times , initiating the biblical war of Gog & Magog and pleasing the armaggedonites no end ,the Armageddonites argue that America must protect Israel and encourage war to help God fulfill His plans. to whit - Armageddon, and the victory of the righteous over Satan's minions.(psst thtas you n me) The thing is ww 3 allready happened yep thats right hundereds of nuclear weapons rainined down on earth for 30 years spreading fallout and radiation all over the planet, so many nuclear warheads exp[loded on earth that the background radiation signature of the whole place has gon up.They called this war �??Air burst testing and hundreds of atom bombs were exploded inour air during its course. ok so they didnt drop the bombs on cities so the death toll was pretty small , just a few insignificant pacific islanders and some communist peasant fuks in russia and china. So bring on ww 4 ,5 6 cos theyll all be good for business, Think of the rebuilding contracts , think of the expensive medicens , think of all the money countries woill have to borrow to beat America in the next war ,thats right beat America , were all being lined up to borrow our furures from the banking families of earth to fight religious nutters in charge of earths biggest arsenal of weapons of mass destruction, no go to the shops and buy some shit made in china you complicit sleepwalking zombie fuks.we will let you know when the dying in due to begin..till then just keep shoppping hahahaha

Humanity may split into two sub-species in 100,000 years' time
Evolutionary theorist Oliver Curry of the London School of Economics expects a genetic upper class of stupid fuks and a dim-witted underclass of stupid fuks to emerge.
The upper class will be slim athletic and just inteligent enough to operate the technology and machinery of of a technologically advanced super shopping civilization, while the squat ugly really not very bright sub species will do all the digging up and shit shovelling neccessary to supply the super advanced shopping civilization with the shit thats in the shops. Theres no mention of the few wealthy banking families who will be responsible for lending the shoppers money (at reasonable interest rates ) to support this utopian society of stupid shiopping fuks.
perhaps they are all living on the international spavce station or theyve shapep shifted i