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OK so he may or may not have been murdered by the CIA but lots of other peole were, people you didnt know thousands of them , Asians ,latin americans,Muslims even presidents and civil rights campaighners
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World war 3 happening soon says president bush
God cant wait to get on with world war 4,5 and 6

Humanity to split into two sub-species
stupid fukkers and really stupid fukkers

In the UK more people must die in afghanistan
says Gordon Brown prime minister of the landless peasants of britain under the rule of nazi aristocracy and ready to die in large numbers whenever her majesty says so ..

Hello debt slaves of earth welcome to the fukin news
Im free to choose here are tonights headlies

President Bush raised the spectre of ww 3 recently when he said Iran attaining nuclear weapons raises the risk of "World War III."
"If Iran had a nuclear weapon, it'd be a dangerous threat to world peace," Bush said. As you can see the world is a very peacfull place at the moment,, especially here in the Middle east huhuh "So I told people that if you're interested in avoiding World War III, it seems like you ought to be interested in preventing a nuclear Iran.?- does that sound like a threat to anyone else , i mean it takes to nuclear armed nutters to start a nuclear war doent it , mmm wonder who the other warmongering psycotic meglomaniacil idiot fuk would be in that scenarios...Mr president Iran has now built an atom bomb ..ooohh ya see i knew this would happen , I warned the people of earth that they should be interested in preventing this, but nodody listened , now I have no choice but to launch an overwhelming preemtive nuclear strike on that tiny little nation of brown people, hastening the end times , initiating the biblical war of Gog & Magog and pleasing the armaggedonites no end ,the Armageddonites argue that America must protect Israel and encourage war to help God fulfill His plans. to whit - Armageddon, and the victory of the righteous over Satan's minions.(psst thtas you n me) The thing is ww 3 allready happened yep thats right hundereds of nuclear weapons rainined down on earth for 30 years spreading fallout and radiation all over the planet, so many nuclear warheads exp[loded on earth that the background radiation signature of the whole place has gon up.They called this war ??Air burst testing and hundreds of atom bombs were exploded inour air during its course. ok so they didnt drop the bombs on cities so the death toll was pretty small , just a few insignificant pacific islanders and some communist peasant fuks in russia and china. So bring on ww 4 ,5 6 cos theyll all be good for business, Think of the rebuilding contracts , think of the expensive medicens , think of all the money countries woill have to borrow to beat America in the next war ,thats right beat America , were all being lined up to borrow our furures from the banking families of earth to fight religious nutters in charge of earths biggest arsenal of weapons of mass destruction, no go to the shops and buy some shit made in china you complicit sleepwalking zombie fuks.we will let you know when the dying in due to begin..till then just keep shoppping hahahaha

Humanity may split into two sub-species in 100,000 years' time
Evolutionary theorist Oliver Curry of the London School of Economics expects a genetic upper class of stupid fuks and a dim-witted underclass of stupid fuks to emerge.
The upper class will be slim athletic and just inteligent enough to operate the technology and machinery of of a technologically advanced super shopping civilization, while the squat ugly really not very bright sub species will do all the digging up and shit shovelling neccessary to supply the super advanced shopping civilization with the shit thats in the shops. Theres no mention of the few wealthy banking families who will be responsible for lending the shoppers money (at reasonable interest rates ) to support this utopian society of stupid shiopping fuks.
perhaps they are all living on the international spavce station or theyve shapep shifted i
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